(to the tune of "steven's last night in town")

everyone gather round now, sing us a song

just in case by tomorrow it happens she's gone

for four months and seven days, our fair foreign friend

i have this feeling we might never see kristin again

just kidding. but she is gone: photographs from kristin's last night on the town. the national association for the advancement of not-psycho (naanp) english teachers is down to two (pictured above, looking vaguely addled without their leader)